Experiences/observations from eryk charles arthur salvaggio ecs1@keene.edu
EVENT LOCATION: Campus Of Keene State College, Keene, NH, USA
EVENT TIME: 12:00AM Thursday February 25th To 12:00AM Friday February 26th.
OVERVIEW: "College Students Are Stupid."
SPECIFIC EVENT: "Untied Shoe Sidewalk Art."
PARTICIPANTS: Eryk Salvaggio, Chris Stave, Zack L. Woods.
TIMELINE:
12:00am THURSDAY: Shoe unlacing commences. Cake is purchased and eaten
for an unrelated event.
12:15am Globs of cake are placed on a sidewalk square and each peice has
a cigarette inserted into it. If spitting occurs it is on that single
square of sidewalk. All others are kept perfectly clean.
12:30am Random passerby witnesses the event and remarks "Beautiful, Man,
Just F*cking beautiful."
12:45am En route to Grocery store are several girls returning from a
fraternity party that is taking place down the street. Pointing out the
state of our shoes, they remark "Duh Duh Duh Shoes." We decide to take
this as the official slogan of the Keene Based event.
1:15am In the grocery store we realize that untied shoes and long walks
through fields to a grocery store mean bad things for shoelaces.
1:25am I win two dollars on a scratch ticket. Realation to shoe event
unknown.
1:45am We head to bed.
12:00am (noon) Wake up and head to class. Shoelaces remain untied on all
three people.
9:00pm The yield is only one mention of untied shoe laces, to Chris Stave.
10:00pm Event is discussed on "Chris Stave" Radio show.
12:00am Friday Shoelaces are re-tied.
All in all, the final results were the realization of just how annoying
it is to go about your day with your shoe laces untied, as well as how
dumb College kids can be.
Experiences/observations from eryk charles arthur salvaggio ecs1@keene.edu
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